Recent reviews by Slimby's

Very cool thanks boys

I received this game for free on steam and still feel scammed.

There is no upside to this boring excuse for entertainment and the fact it exists ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pisses me off.
The difference from what was promised and what was released is such a drastic difference it could give the nazis a run for their money. The games story is non-existant, holo tape collection is torture and impossible to care for. The AI is the your biggest ally in the game since 9/10 any fight is made easier from enemies getting stuck in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall or losing track of you whilst being in plain sight. No progression past a certain point in the game is also present unsuprisingly as of after reaching level 50 the motivation to play is sucked faster than an unmotivated prostitute due to levels meaning as much as bethesdas promise for future content. The game looks and runs like a rats ass and actually baffles me to see how ugly the game is and yet the game struggles to run on a streamers PC, the game ran so awfully the only fix was to change the settings in the games files, because making an actual settings menu is obviously too much hassle. Also the fact that the game was released on its own seperate launcher and has a subscription fee higher than a Malaysian slums rent doesnt help matters. The only upside i found with the tech demo of a game is the map is very diverse and very well made with many secrets to find however thats of course ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over with multiple clipping issues and glitches that i almost feel obliged to mention, oh yeah and the fact is lokoks like vomit in most areas.

To conclude there is content here but you put in more work than bethesda does with this game, buy it off cdkeys if you really want it otherwise sit back from a distance and watch Bethesda burn like the rest of us :D

lol im only writing this to get steam badge, nice wholesome game though defo worth your money

sooooo much nostalgia, the best C.O.D game

meehh decent but fails to catch my attention, but its fun for a bit

yooo where da ♥♥♥♥♥,n chees at