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This should explain things enough...

FRAUD GAME

ded but mods make it not ded

Very cute, very therapeutic.

nice

Does anyone really read these? I swear I'm gonna drink one gallon of water every time someone finds this "helpful" (This review is anything but helpful)

Probably one of the best Valentines gift you could give/get.

10/10

Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!


Batul Brothas!


Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!


And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!


As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes


The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none alive!
Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters


We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!

This was the original version found at his desk next to a pile of red and black crayons.

You have captain Dayomidis!
Bruvah I'm pinned here!
Bruvah I am hit!
IT IS THE BEEEEEIIIINBLAAAAADE!
- Diomedes being himself in a usual day.

Apollo Diomedes; also known as Day-o-MIDIs, Abaldo Diomedes, Boreale 2.0, and BRUVAIAMHITT, is the captain of the Blood Ravens honour guard and the main Space Marine protagonist of Dawn of War 2: Retribution. He also seems to be a close relative of Indrick Boreale due his unique intonation and highly elaborated ingame responses. Ohh, and he's also bald, as in Captain Boreale bald. He is also notable for constantly soliciting Eldar Farseers for sex on the battlefield with bellowing cries of; "FAHSEEYAH LET US TO IT!!". In essence, he is Boreale with a lesser level of win and more grimdark. Funnily, the portions of his dialogue that aren't deployed at maximum volume are actually decent, as seen in the final mission and the Blood Ravens ending. They are, unfortunately, nowhere near as hilarious.

BEWARE OF THE SEAGULLS, THEY'LL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP SON.

I regret buying this game.

Not a joke, not a sarcasm.

After playing this game, I really feel depressed and worthless again. This game really hits you hard and how life is sometimes unfair.

If you have depression, please stay away... You might end up being more depressed.