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1 person found this review helpful
34.5 hrs on record (32.6 hrs at review time)
If you like having to restart after an update, choose the game you want to play and then restart again because of the same update, this game is for you!

If you like lagging so hard that your name pops up in the kill-feed before you actually die on screen, this game is for you!

If you like lagging even though your modem and router are literally 1 foot away from your computer, THIS GAME IS FOR YOU!

If you want the pop culture amalgamation of Fortnite with none of the performance or framerates or even looks (this game plays and looks like ♥♥♥♥) THIS GAME IS FOR YOU

If you want there to be at least one cheater/hacker in your lobby at all times, THIS GAME IS DEFINITELY FOR YOU

I'm going back to Black Ops 2
Posted 1 March, 2024. Last edited 5 June, 2024.
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112.7 hrs on record (23.6 hrs at review time)
If you can get around the constant deaths by friendly ordnance and connection failures (a lot of times while you're actively waiting for the extraction shuttle) then its an absolutely fantastic game
(the connection issues aren't really a thing anymore - at least not to the extent they the were)

had a game where I died 11 times to friendly fire :D I personally feel like they need to reduce friendly damage, because it can get infuriating sometimes
Posted 16 February, 2024. Last edited 28 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.1 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
I played this game for about 13.5 hours previously, and I really enjoyed it. Great visuals, fluid combat and amazing customization.

Recently, however, I've run into a HUGE issue... Controller support.
This game is quite literally built around the use of a controller, it even brings up a prompt that to have the best and most enjoyable play-through, you should use a controller.

Previously, I used my Xbox Series controller with absolutely ZERO issue, but after picking the game back up, it straight just doesn't work anymore. Pressing the left thumb-stick brings up a giant on-screen keyboard and I cant even pause the game without hitting ESC on my keyboard. None of the other buttons work at all and it seems the camera is stuck in "fastas♥♥♥♥boi" mode. It's only "playable" with MaKB and I really don't want to play the game like that, because, at time of review, I JUST beat, at a nearly 100%, Fallen Order, using the same exact controller.

I might update the review if this issue gets fixed by the Devs before I figure it out myself but I spent a solid 2 hours online searching for a solution and nothing seems to work.


EDIT: I FIXED IT. for anyone having this issue, add the EA launcher as a non-steam game to your library and launch it from steam, this completely fixed my issue
Posted 13 February, 2024. Last edited 13 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.5 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
like its basically doom but you play to the beat and have unlimited ammo ( you still gotta reload)

The music is ♥♥♥♥♥♥' fantastic and the higher your multiplier the more music you get. max it out at X16 (not very difficult) and you get the full audio with vocals

It slightly holds your hand by making the on beat shots and attacks a lil bassier and louder and you do less damage if you're off beat, so obviously it pays to have decent rhythm
(THOSE GIVING THIS A BAD REVIEW BECAUSE THEY CANT STAY ON BEAT.... SKILL ISSUE, LITERALLY GET GOOD)

It's genuinely fun

and it helps to headbang IRL lmao
keeps you on beat
Posted 7 November, 2022. Last edited 7 November, 2022.
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194.6 hrs on record (153.6 hrs at review time)
Great Combat, Story, Customization, and over all content
Posted 4 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
51.1 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
pure meme content
Posted 20 December, 2019.
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2,308.9 hrs on record (155.9 hrs at review time)
I'm editing my original review i made in 2015.

This game is still so damn fun. it has an absolutely ABSURD amount of content and the customization is pretty much endless.

I'm going to leave my review as recommended even though its hard for me to recommend this game to new-coming players.

i say that because the game isn't very new player friendly from what i can tell. There is a lot that gets thrown at you from the start and seeing people join your game at MR 30+ start wiping every enemy off the face of the map can be, probably, a bit overbearing.

but i genuinely think if you want to get into this game, DO IT, its grindy, it can be really hard, but it is VERY gratifying to see your hard work pay off in this game.

Plus, its free and not a very large game, file wise, give it a shot.
Posted 9 September, 2015. Last edited 19 June, 2024.
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6.7 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
spawn in
see a bear
bear sees me
run into nearest building
bear chases
shut door before bear gets in
bear clips through door
i died

10/10 would run from bear again


WAIT

The community sucks ♥♥♥♥. just like any other survival game... you run into someone, the WILL try to kill you for absolutely no reason other than "♥♥♥♥ that guy in particular"
Posted 18 May, 2015. Last edited 18 May, 2015.
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6 people found this review helpful
14.1 hrs on record (13.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I love it. The graphics a fairly decent for a relatively unknown game. the gameplay is smooth and it doesnt have a big impact an my machine ( then again i have a decent rig). all in all i give a 7/10 but really only because its still early access. once its fully released, i re-evaluate my rating and most likely give a better score ( also, the community is actually pretty good compared to the other post apocalyptic survival games. i.e H1Z1 were the players always KoS)

for the devs. i know its in alpha/ early access. so i thought id give my input. id like to have the function to open and loot trash cans and cabinets and drawers. as well as the ability to rebind keys, i find the default binding to be a bit odd.
Posted 16 May, 2015. Last edited 9 September, 2015.
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266.9 hrs on record (92.0 hrs at review time)
YES
Posted 6 January, 2012.
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