Dmi3
Olsztyn, Poland
 
 
GUŚLARZ
Czarne z gara płyną buchy,
Lecą gęste kłęby pary,
Wzywam was, najcięższe duchy,
Te bez czci i te bez wiary.
CHÓR
Pierzchaj ten, kto w Boga wierzy!
Swąd kremówek czuć nieświeży.
Wchodzi DUCH
Duch piekielny w szacie białej,
Papież Polak, Biskup Rzymu,
W lewej dłoni z pastorałem,
W prawej akt aneksji Krymu.
DUCH
Imię moje jest Jan Paweł,
Jam pół człowiek jest, pół diabeł.
Jam jest bestia straszna, sroga.
Jam jest szatan, śmierć i trwoga.
Jam dowodził na Wołyniu.
Jam pociągał spust w Katyniu.
Prowadziłem Tupolewa,
Nim wleciałem prosto w drzewa.
Jam jest papież wielki, święty,
Co uderzył w World Trade Center,
Strącił Łuszcza z ośmiu pięter.
A najbardziej na tym świecie
Lubił gwałcić małe dzieci
DUCH POLAKA
Ty Janie Pawle, ty bestio zapchlona,
Na wieki wieków bądźże potępiona.
Zapewniałeś, żeś prawy jest katolik,
A do Mossadu - "gojów rozpιerdolιć".
Wyjawię ja twą najskrytszą tajemnicę:
Tys Żydom sprzedawał polskie kamienice.
Śmierć obyś napotkał i rychły pochowek
Za te kamienice dla pięciu kremówek.
GUŚLARZ
Czego pragniesz, Ojcze Święty?
Jeśli dziecka, bądź przeklęty!
DUCH
Dobrze mnie, Polaczki, znacie!
Małe dzieci mi tu dacie!
Chcę duszyczki Józia, Rózi,
Chętnie włożę im do buzi.
Wchodzą JÓZIO I RÓZIA
JÓZIO I RÓZIA
Witaj papo, ojcze święty,
Chcemy dać ci te podarki:
Zapalniczka, tytoń, skręty,
Byś mógł kopcić w rytmie "Barki".
PAPIEŻ
Schylcie dziatki swe główeczki,
Karol da wam kremóweczki.
W nich rohypnol jest - dachówka,
Byście nie pisnęły słówka.
GUŚLARZ
Pomóc tobie się staramy,
Ale dzieci ci nie damy.
PAPIEŻ
Posłuchajcie mnie choć chwilę
Bracia, księża pedofile:
Bo kto małe dzieci jebιe,
Ten nie będzie nigdy w nιebιe
CHÓR
Słusznie dziś Jan Paweł prawi,
Jednak duszy swej nie zbawi,
Bo kto małe dzieci jebιe,
Ten nie będzie nigdy w nιebιe
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Mein Kampf
"Why do I camp?"
For kill, it should be obvious. If I don't, you would otherwise try to rescue the guy on the hook. See, you have no respect for me at all. Do you think that after playing Ring Around the Rosie for 80 hours around the same pallet, waiting 10 years for Bloodlust, 9 window jumps, T-Bags and a Decisive Strike I don't deserve the kill? You see me hooking (or camping), you know that I do that for a reason , but no, you're still trying to save, I tell you: no respect for me at all... So I am the victim here, it's me who should cry not you. Besides, my Dad told me that I should never run away of my problems, so I stay near the guy on the hook.

"You are bad", "learn to play", "noob", "ez", "no skill"
Frequently repeated phrases by the players who have generally found their death by my hand in the match. I have a serious question: If you manage to be caught/killed by bad players, aren't you automatically worse than them? Btw, strategy/defense is a must have as it was stated in The Art of War and camping is just another word for defending an objective or strategical waiting, so I'm skilled. How can you say that I'm a crazy mental issues possessor when I'm actually a visionary?

"You are a cancer for this game"
No, like the great D. Trump could say, I make DBD great again by balancing the game: two deaths, two escapes (if you aren't brave/dumb enough to try to rescue). Everybody is happy, the game is equilibrated.

"I report you"
In the section "this player is good"? Seriously for what motif you want report me? Facecamping? Have you read: www.deadbydaylight.com/posts/2017/game-ban-rules-report-players-new-softban-system in the official website of DBD? Spoiler: We don't find camp or facecamp in the bannable offense cause it is authorized. Yeah see, people very often tell me that I have been reported by them, but after 2500h I'm still here. I don't violate the rules of the game, neither use cheat. Even the devs have stated that facecamping is not bannable. Why did they create the perk Insidious in the first place? They want us to camp.



→ Things which increase your chances of being camped

Bring a flashlight → Declaration of war → get a strategic waiting

Bring a medikit → possible instaheal → Bring Franklin → Lose one perk slot for Franklin → make the killer angry for that → get a strategic waiting

Make me run for too long → no way to hook everybody 3 times → get a strategic waiting

T-Bag → disrespect → get a strategic waiting

Not click "ready" in the lobby → get a strategic waiting to please you

Try to bodyblock me → get a strategic waiting

Try to save someone from the hook when killer is around → get a strategic waiting

Strong pallet/windows looping → get a strategic waiting

Do 360° → get a strategic waiting

Wait the killer to get close before run when you have Sprint Burst → get a strategic waiting

Destroy a hook → get a strategic waiting

Destroy a Hex totem → everybody get a strategic waiting

Saw where a Hex totem is → get a strategic waiting

Slam a pallet on me while I pick up someone → get a strategic waiting for you and the guy you tried to save

Bring thick mist → everybody get a strategic waiting

Not leave once the door is open → get a strategic waiting

Have "Decisive Strike, "Sprint Burst", "Dead Hard", "Off The Record" or "Adrenaline" perk → get a strategic waiting

Do more than 1 gen before I hook someone → everybody get a strategic waiting

Have a pseudo like "kill me" → get a strategic waiting

Talk bad to me in a previous game → get a strategic waiting

A map with a big zone where there are no hook → everybody get a strategic waiting

Done all generators → everybody get a strategic waiting

Go deliberately towards the killer → get a strategic waiting

Finish a gen in front of my eyes → get a strategic waiting

Self-healing in front of my eyes during a chase → get a strategic waiting

Be on "Garden Of Joy" or "Badham Preschool" → everybody get a strategic waiting

Switch item at the last second in the lobby → get a strategic waiting

Come with people(s) who are in your friends list → get a strategic waiting with all your friends

Not let yourself die when you get a strategic waiting → get a strategic waiting until you die

Touch a generator that I broke few seconds ago → get a strategic waiting

Got towards the killer's shack during a pursuit → get a strategic waiting

The killers get nerfed in the last game update → everybody get a strategic waiting

Pointing or waving to me → get a strategic waiting (exept if you had pointed a locker with someone inside)

Took 20 years for find a lobby → everybody get a strategic waiting

I'm in a bad mood → everybody get a strategic waiting

Say no to the generator and wait out everybody to die → no strategic waiting for you, sometimes hatch if good mood
Bög varg 7 Feb @ 9:50am 
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M-XI 3 Apr, 2024 @ 2:25pm 
hahahahaha
Fiz 29 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm 
Play DBD → everybody get a strategic waiting
grzegorz floryda 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47pm 
ja bym mu zwiększył dawkowanie na kolejnym cyklu
Dmi3 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:38am 
no po polsku to ziom się pytał jak dawkować kreatynę a ja mu doradziłem żeby niczym się nie faszerował tylko czysta kalistenika
grzegorz floryda 5 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27am 
ej mozna po polsku