CEO Of Based Department
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Name: Corey M
Gender: Normal
Status: Based
Sexuality: Men
Relationship status: Simple
Career: 2A activist/Soon to be Navy Corpsman or Paramedic


"Look's like Ray Charles traded the piano for an M40."

"no you're"

"It's a groom or be groomed world"

"Big ol' horse meat ding-dong, and that's on God baby girl."

"You're honor, first off; shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, cuz' you wasn't even there."

"Imagine being pregnant for 9 months, going through labor giving birth to a child just to name him Giuseppe."

"Mayonnaise is the sauce of the Aristocrats"

"Hollow snow globe belly full of goose juice"

"I'm racist, I give kids fentanyl and tell 'em it's candy."

"I call big black men Benadryl the way I need 30 of 'em to do something to me."

"Got 'em, magical raccoon testicles... with an exclamation point."

"So short ways, you want to piss the grape."

"Call my ♥♥♥♥♥ sneeze cuz her gazoon tight"

"Too depressed to jark off so I'm kinda just holding it. Gave it a squeeze"

"No! Now it's going to be yellow again!"


Majority of what I say or do is satire.

I am on countless federal watchlists.


I can often times be found playing Phasmophobia, Team Fortress 2, Garry's Mod, or on my friend's computer.
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