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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 18.8 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 9 Feb, 2015 @ 2:54pm

7 months ago I accidentally chose to possess the director of the bureau (I forget his name) and I had to pick between killing my two favourite characters, Dr. Germanguystein and Angela Weaver. I then proceeded to slam a 30-pound cement block onto my testicles, as I cried in pain because Director ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ got to live.

11/10 would play again
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