Commandant Trixie ✚: >"Hey Francis, have you ever had a girlfriend?" -Little sister
Commandant Trixie ✚: >"no, why?"
Commandant Trixie ✚: >"Why haven't you had a girlfriend, Francis?"
Commandant Trixie ✚: oh boy
Apaullo: >"Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
Apaullo: >"Yes."
Apaullo: >"Have you kissed your girlfriend on the lips?"
Apaullo: >"Yes."
Apaullo: >"Is your girlfriend real?"
Commandant Trixie ✚: >"No"




Is it weird that I had a better time talking to the stripper than getting a lap dance from her?