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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 16.2 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 22 Dec, 2016 @ 6:24am

Early Access Review
Things i've done in this great game:
>Enslave multiple species of gelatinous globs
>Stuff atleast 60 hens into a cage with a single rooster
>Tell the golden slime and his family to burn in hell multiple times
>Drown
>Explore a forest filled with mangos, puddle globs and kamikaze slimes
>Make a cat and kamikaze abomination that I managed to kill myself with
>Feed a fat slime until it explodes into more slimes, a crate and food
>Get assaulted by a few rock slimes
>Watch slimes resort to cannibalism
>Exploit nature to earn money
>Have a shady dude email me asking for chickens
>Spend time and effort finding a single heart beet to have a single pink slime escape and eat every single one
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