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>gamestop market cap is now valued at 50 billion dollars
>visit my local gamestop
>the smell of urine, body odor and energy drink burps, no longer present in the air, instead replaced by a trail of petunias and daffodils leading to the revolving door entrance
>leave my coat with the doorman and check myself in before walking into the air conditioned 2,000 square foot three story building with valet service
>immediately greeted by the sounds of Vivaldi's Spring performed by the shop's string quartet on the way in
>walk past the marble water fountains and roman pillars to the used blu-ray aisle
>pick up a $3 copy of the classic Nicolas Cage film Drive Angry
>guy in a tuxedo at the checkout puts on his white gloves and bags it for me while I enjoy a spoonful of complimentary caviar
>sign up for the preorder list of Kerbal Space Program 2 and leave my signature in the guestbook
>bellboy carries my bag for me to the entrance and wishes me a good evening