Hey! I recently found out that you identify as "gay" and unfortunately due to my moral code and my religious background, I am no longer able to call you a friend. I will be blocking you off of every social media platform, including Grindr. I'm sorry our 12-year old friendship had to be cut this soon, but God gave me a purpose to only associate myself with those who do not manifest an act of sin into their daily life. I wish for you to go to church and to accept Jesus Christ into your daily life and to recover from that mental sickness that has corrupted your brain. I will be praying for you as time moves on but unfortunately I cannot stick around alongside you any longer. May god be with you.

XIR YES XIR!
>Big yikes, tf is that Private Pyle?

A jelly donut xir!

>Deadass? im shook!

Xir yes xir!

>Are you allowed to slay jelly donuts Private Pyle?

Xir no xir!

>And why not?

Because im a thicc ♥♥♥♥♥ xir!

>Because you are a hecking chonker Private Pyle!

Xir yes xir!

>Private Pyle has been acting mad sus no cap fr, I have tried to help they/them, but I have failed ong. From now, whenever they/them ♥♥♥♥ up, I will not punish they/them, I will punish all of you, NO CAP. The way I see it, you owe me one jelly donut. BET

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