Recent reviews by Alyssaromantic

My Secret Word is: Farm

Look. I really like what you guys do. But I have to make this a negative review.
1: There is far too much slang talk and weird sex ♥♥♥♥ for the time period.
2: Ronnie's character design clashes way too much with everyone else. Like, Sophia and Art are entirely normal, and then there's SCI-FI ARMOR. Also, it's from a PREVIOUS GAME! (Zombie Survival)
3: The majority of the music in this game is yet again, CLASHING HARD. The only song in the entire game that I would say didn't clash was the bard's song. The ending song and the song in the title screen make no sense for this type of game.
5: The main character (Ronnie) gets VERY annoying at times. Like some the other reviews say, he has an IQ of zero.

I know you guys can make really good stuff, and that's why I'm still leaving this as a positive. I wish you luck with all of your future games.

Also, chill on the AI. I highly doubt that it didn't at least contribute to whatever is going on here.

ATTENTION: SOME REVIEWS HAVE FALSE INFORMATION IN THEM. YOU DO NOT NEED THE DLC TO UNLOCK ALL ENDINGS/ACHIEVEMENTS. YOU NEED TO RESET AND PICK DIFFERENT OPTIONS. READ GUIDES BEFORE YOU ASSUME THE DEVS PUT ACHIEVEMENTS BEHIND A PAYWALL.

Anyways, I'd recommend it if you're looking for something short. It's less "fourth wall" and more "time loop", and the scares didn't really affect me personally, but it's not a bad story. And hey, it's free! Nothing to lose by just trying it out.

Anticheat bluescreens my entire computer. How the ♥♥♥♥ is this okay.

This game is my childhood. I still have the ending screen of The Final Season as my wallpaper. I don't think I'm ever going to change that.

Thank you, Telltale.

Your secret word is: Appreciate.

Your secret word is: Stranger

Thank you, Beautiful Glitch, for introducing me to the best friends I've ever had. This series will always hold a special place in my heart.

These ducks gain sentience faster than my dad can get milk.

"From the Ashes of Depravity Rises the Phoenix of Quality."

How else to describe The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?

Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved video game properties of all time! The additions and changes made to this expansion will surely resonate in the annals of the history of all media ever made. It is perhaps true to say that no mistakes are forever etched in stone, for the stone into which The Stanley Parable was carved has itself been transmuted, offering a message of hope to those who have ever erred in their judgement. You are not beyond redemption. You may change, and you may become more, so much more than you were before.

If there is any message to be taken from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, it is this...

What a fortune, a privilege, a joy it is to have had such an experience. It leaves me hopeful that as a community--as a world--there is time for us to become our greatest selves. As great as we ever could dream of in our wildest, most ambitious visions for a brighter future.

T h i s r e v i e w h a s l e f t t h e c a b i n .