kappa mikey
Michael Schew   Lansing, Michigan, United States
Level
25
Bad Rat Master
500 XP
 
 
Kappa Mikey

16 year old semi pro.

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Screenshots  112
Reviews  17
Groups  21
In-Game Losers
4 Members
da cigar shoppe
30 Members
Steam Trading Cards Group
2,107,340 Members
Friends  29
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evil being
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Jules
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Tundra
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The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
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Joe Budden
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ZephyR⚘
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kodhha
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Manager of popular youtuber Dinoswarleafs.
Youngest professional guitar player in MI 2014.
World renowned Bob Eckert aficionado .
Co-Creator of the Grand Rapids neighborhood watch program.
#1 Futurama Trivia player Nov, 2016.
Fastest runner in the 5th grade state wide .
3rd highest 7th grade jumper nation wide.
Quickest T.K.O. junior lightweight division 2009.
Voted #1 ice skating new-comer from The Summit.
Owner of CS:Gods Inc.
Fastest typist in Computer Education, 3rd hour.
Double Minister. (yes I am a minister)(yes I actually got ordained twice)
Voice of the Taco Bell dog.
Self-Proclaimed best Apiarist in the world.

Michael Schew Trivia & Hobbies

CS:God, Aspiring DJ, Part-Time Realtor, Pro Guitar Player, Ladies Man, Co-Leader of CS:Gods Inc, 5 Total Bones Broken, Beginner Barber, Etsy Store Owner, Semi-Pro Wood & Metal Worker, 3 Surgeries, Self Proclaimed Entrepreneur, Graphic Designer, Self-Diagnosed w/ Aspergers Syndrome, A Chris Pratt Look-a-Like, 3rd Cousin of Aubrey Plaza, True Blonde, Beard, Shadowed 1 Nurse, Sandwich and Froyo Artist, Botanist, and Huge Whopping Penis.


Favorite Things

Musical Artist: Limp Bizkit.
Tv Show: Gossip Girls.
Movie: How to Train Your Dragon.
Song: Come Around - Collie Buddz.
Food: Shelled Prawns.
Drink: Double Cream Espresso.
Album: College Dropout.
Season: Spring.
Karate Move: Judo Chop.
Country: Brazil.
Hemisphere: South.
Desert: Hot Fudge Sundae.
Ice Cream Flav: Rocky Road.
Comments
wym? 23 Jul, 2018 @ 2:13am 
+rep is the best at cs
Preddy! 21 Jul, 2018 @ 3:52am 
+rep Rippo Peepers man :47_duck:
GrimRIPr 20 Jul, 2018 @ 6:09pm 
Aimware .net subscriber
kappa mikey 21 May, 2018 @ 4:40am 
jackson is bad at speedrunners i am better than the hardest ai
Bonetopick 2 Feb, 2018 @ 5:27pm 
go to high school kids, i hope you get pushed into the lockers and ur favourite purple pencil case goes everywhere and the bullies stomp on your gelpens ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hahahahahahahahahah id chug a 6% strong beer, craft beer mind you, and watch you from the bleachers of ur underperforming underfunded ♥♥♥♥ school you go to with run down portables
Burger Enjoyer 20 Jan, 2018 @ 4:23pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. ;^))