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Recent reviews by Alec

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48.8 hrs on record (27.8 hrs at review time)
The dedicated server for this game is an absolute ♥♥♥♥ show
documentation is basically non-existent
the server requires directx (for what ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason does a server need directx???)
and the server has to be killed and restarted multiple times until it finally works, like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rusty lawn mower. the only difference is that you can probably get a piece of ♥♥♥♥ lawnmower for free from a junk yard, but this game costs ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money
Posted 19 December, 2022. Last edited 16 April, 2023.
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0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Only displays a black screen
Posted 2 December, 2022.
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1.5 hrs on record
Its impressive how badly this game fails at the simplest of things
Volume controls? - nah man, but how about a jump scare every time you enter the main menu
not overdoing it with the controller vibrations? - too easy, how about we just let them vibrate CONSTANTLY ... even in the menu
not breaking the flow of the game? - boring! lets play a short melody, open a pop up and brake down the points the player just made. every. single. time they score a point
and to top it all off: a keyboard on the game over screeen which has to be closed in order to proceed ... but the keyboard does not respond to any input
Posted 8 November, 2022.
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12.7 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
A really fun game if you like failing quick time events because this game shows button prompts for xbox controllers
It used to be a playstation exclusive, why the ♥♥♥♥ does it not support playstation controllers?
Posted 21 November, 2021.
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74.6 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
70€ for a 2 year old game? wtf
Posted 16 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,000.8 hrs on record (746.1 hrs at review time)
It's a lot of fun playing this little game of "is my absurdly expensive vr hardware broken or is steamVr just having another stroke?"
Posted 10 August, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.1 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Just shows a "looking for patches" popup but the game never starts
Posted 22 June, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Some buttons don't work, or it's just me and i can't figure which key i have to press to use a button.
But all the buttons in the pause menu (including the "controls" button) don't work either, so i can't even look it up
Posted 13 May, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
110.9 hrs on record (30.9 hrs at review time)
Basically minecraft in space
but with constant crashes, awful performance and a lot of items locked behind dlc
Posted 18 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.8 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Basically unplayable
Controllers don't work when you move the mouse in the main menu, you have to re-join a lobby to change your characters appearance because the button is grayed out when joining the first time, loading a save where someone used the bunny item freezes the game after the first round, when selecting a button with a controller multiple buttons are highlighted and the game just randomly chooses one of them when pressing the A button
Posted 21 February, 2021.
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