“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.” - Bob Marley

“Life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!” - Billy Connolly

“If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character... Would you slow down? Or speed up?" - Chuck Palahniuk

“If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.” - Paul Newman

"If you're frightened of dying and holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth." - VNV Nation

"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." - Steve Wozniak

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - George S. Patton

"But why is the rum gone?!" - Jack Sparrow

"Reach for the stars, and if you don't grab them, at least you're on top of the world." - Pitbull

"People cited violation of the First Amendment when a New Jersey schoolteacher asserted that evolution and the Big Bang are not scientific and that Noah's ark carried dinosaurs. This case is not about the need to separate church and state; it's about the need to separate ignorant, scientifically illiterate people from the ranks of teachers." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Gems from my friends:
"Kinda makes me want to start over and touch his lollipop" - Alice-DusK

"I don't care if I go to northwest corner and start playing PacMan, I've been playing Apartments too long" - AKAScotty

"You ain't a fit tunafish" - Mike Nomad

"So what did you ask of santa? I usually go for world domination... but this year I wanted a hat" - RICK ASTLEY