You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.

+rep met at a bar in montreal. i was drinking purified lighter fluid and he gazed into my eyes. immediately we fell in love and he took me back to his 2$ dumpster apartment so we could join in holy unity. i wanted him to put on protection but he told me that the only protection we needed was from the troops in afghanistan. i took his full length into my virgin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at once. the pain seared from my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to my hairs. we were in love and i did it for him. soon he grabbed my hair from the back and yelled out loud "I HOPE YOUR PIE IS READY BECAUSE WALUIGI'S CREAMY FILLING IS COMMING". he flooded my pie with his milky white cream. he hasn't responded to my messages ever since. please come back my love.