>be me
>first time playing
>play america cause merica
>have friend who is good at game
>friend plays mexico
>turn fascists
>create faction titled New World Order
>destroy central america
>declare on columbia
>spend three years trying to capitulate columbia
>friend takes all of the land
>jealous.jpeg
>helps me in taking land
>canada or cuba? cuba.
>spend a year trying to land a successful naval landing
>notice i have 13 nukes
>notice cuba has 11 provinces
>carpet bomb cuba with the nukes
>cuba still withstanding
>notice no one is in havana
>send 1 division to havana
>cuba capitulates
>finally.jpeg
>we join axis
>destroy canada
>naval invasion on uk
>win the war
>peace deal breaks the game
>game crashes
>spend half an hour writing greentext review on steam
>still don't know how to play this game
>f to pay respect

>be me >first time playing >play america cause merica >have friend who is good at game >friend plays mexico >turn fascists >create faction titled New World Order >destroy central america >declare on columbia >spend three years trying to capitulate columbia >friend takes all of the land >jealous.jpeg >helps me in taking land >canada or cuba? cuba. >spend a year trying to land a successful naval landing >notice i have 13 nukes >notice cuba has 11 provinces >carpet bomb cuba with the nukes >cuba still withstanding >notice no one is in havana >send 1 division to havana >cuba capitulates >finally.jpeg >we join axis >destroy canada >naval invasion on uk >win the war >peace deal breaks the game >game crashes >spend half an hour writing greentext review on steam >still don't know how to play this game >f to pay respect