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So the Witness costs 40$ and I got bored of it in 75 minutes.
This game cost 0$ and I beat the entire thing in 95 minutes enjoying every last second of it.
By doing basic maths we can show that this game is infinitely better than the witness on a fun for cost level.

The timed aspect completely ruins the game. A real heist is a slow, methodical course of actions. This is an escape game, not a heist game. And in case people don't understand the difference, in a real heist the mark doesn't know they have been hit until it's too late to do anything about it. Escaping is something you do when a heist goes poorly. Amazing technology, but the game part sucks.

Completely and utterly forgettable. As in I beat the game and I don't remember a single thing about it.

Somehow even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ than it was at release. And it was a trash game at release.

I think this is the game that finally drives the nail into the coffin of roguelikes for me. Too much random ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sold as an experience. A completely unbalanced disaster that will see 50% of players ever beat the first boss. If only 50% of people made it through the opening act of a movie it would be considered a disaster.

Any company supporting NFT doesn't deserve your business. It's that simple.

THIS ♥♥♥♥'S BUGGIER THAN AN ANTEATER TURD.

Get the Core Collection mod because the base game is infuriating. But the core collection is really fun. https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/workshop/filedetails/?id=2165341111

This a great game and it's perfectly priced. I dig how each guy plays differently, but I suck with the robots. I'm just horrible. I could really see this being the "combat phase" of a larger, space pirate/salvage style game. So I hope it sells a bunch and the developer gets to expand on the ideas as presented. Oh it's also pretty dang hard! But I'm old too.

I was always a fan of SMB 2, Zelda 2, and Castlevania 2, even though that might not be the opinions of most people. This game reminds me of those games in the best ways possible.