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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:59pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 5:54am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:52am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:52pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:19am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:01am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:41am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:17am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:33am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:52am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:45pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:20pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:37am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 10:19am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:57am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:01am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:00am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:52am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:55am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:23am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:48pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:28pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 4:42am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 12:16am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:33am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:33am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:15pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:59am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:59am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:00am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:41am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:04am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:04am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:29am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:48am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:12am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 12:18pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:40pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:58pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:21pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:17pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:10pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:23am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:15am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 12:47am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:32am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:39am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:56am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:14pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 10:24pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:57am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:56am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:39am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:17am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:52am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:50am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:23am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:01pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:25pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:29am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:12am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:00am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:14pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:24am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:57am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:52am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:40am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:41am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 10:19am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:29am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:49am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:39am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:49am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:57am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:54am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:39am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 12:47am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:58am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:02am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:44am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:12am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:54am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:58am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:58am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 6:01am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:02pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:05am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 9:40am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:25pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 11:02am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 11:26am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:19pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:17pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:00am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 10:50am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:13am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:35am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:17am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:57am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:54am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 12:29pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:57am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:02am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:54am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 10:28am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:25am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:58am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 3:55pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 8:13am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:14am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:14am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:01pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:29pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:16am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 10:28am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:07am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:28am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:26pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:06am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:06pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:01am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:39am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:23am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:12am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:59am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 12:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 10:27am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:06am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:39am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:41am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:15am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:53am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 8:13am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 9:23am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 7:35am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:01am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:48am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:45am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 9:55am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 10:50am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:07am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:06am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:54am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:57am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:39am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:39am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:15am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 12:27pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 8:16am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 5:54am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:41am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:56am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:11am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 8:20am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:01am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:55am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:03am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 12:17pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 12:53pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:12am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 4:42am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 8:31am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:53am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 10:19am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:55am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:12am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:18pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:27am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:07am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:47am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 12:03pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:40am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:15am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:13am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:58pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 8:16am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 3:28pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:05am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 8:49am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 8:20am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:18pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 8:16am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 8:16am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 9:23am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:20pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 1:31pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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