you scrolled down far enough that you get to read the secret backstory if you'd like. i'm dingus i like nintendo but i also like my computer because many many games can be played on it. if you are here to leave a rude message about how i have utterly defeated you in some sort of humiliating manner, please do so and make sure you cry very hard so i can frame it. if you have utterly defeated me and are here to gloat about it in my face, please understand you owe me at least one steam trading card in recompense for my pride and reputation. thank you for your understanding.