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5.5 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
a genuinely funny game. absolutely a quarter muncher with some of its design (bullets aren't numerous but are particularly fast) but with the assist options it's a decent time. unfortunately this isn't the meme version, but despite not knowing much about the game i still found the amount of options more than satisfying. probably not the best shmup to practice scoring with but at least an interesting one to me!
Posted 21 October.
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0.3 hrs on record
objectively this isn't "terrible" but there really isn't much to do here, and i am not someone picky on gameplay or how many mechanics need to exist in a game. weird music visualizer that's more of a vibe than a game. if you want a music-mapping game, go check out Audiosurf, Beat Hazard or their sequels.

Posted 18 October.
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0.6 hrs on record
this ain't berserk but if you can ever find this in a bundle or on sale it is an alright twin-stick arcade shooter. pure scoring gameplay and not much else.
Posted 18 October.
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2.0 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
easy to pick up and hard to master, and also it's like 3 dollars so
Posted 18 October.
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39.5 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
every segment should be like 10% shorter but it's not hard to see why this became the blueprint for a lot of games
Posted 16 October.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
as of writing this, servers are still up. the game is cheap, so get a handful of your friends and log in dude, fly some ships and shoot each other down. i have done worse for 5 dollars.
Posted 14 October.
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4.9 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
it's a tower defence game that's more focused on a "campaign" than something more traditional like bloons, and i do not think it is very much worth your time overall. it's *fine* but there's better games and series, like the aforementioned bloons, amongst many others.
Posted 14 October.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
i thought the recent reviews about this game crashing a lot were exaggerated. they were not. on top of that, considering what happened to EA, just don't buy this game. you deserve better.
Posted 14 October.
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0.5 hrs on record
classic inti create game, i have no idea what happened and it feels weird but i'm sure once i get my hands on the full game and figure it out it'll click and i'll yell off the rooftops how great this game is
Posted 13 October.
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1.3 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
playing this, dropping it, then playing it after the remake just highlights the insane seams in this game. listen, i don't need bells jingled every 3 seconds to keep my attention, and i play games to enjoy them. it's by no means horrible, but it can get tedious fast because of all the backtracking and extra tacked-on steps, despite the charm you can feel in a lot of the game. i am not being very fair because i am writing this almost a decade and after the remake came out, but i would strongly recommend you go play that one instead. the remake isn't flawless either, but i do think it's a much more fun game. still leaving it as a positive because i think this game is interesting even if i would not particularly recommend you go out of your way to make a point to play it.
Posted 13 October.
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