Nuts
Zongo   Hessen, Germany
 
 
Guy: What'd you do last night, playboy?
Nuts: I too had a wild night. I made sweet, hot love to an orangutan.
Guy: Really? What'd that smell like?
Nuts: Bananas mostly.
[pauses]
Nuts: Guy, I'm pulling your leg, I did not ♥♥♥♥ an orangutan last night.



Dave: Why do they call you Nuts?
Nuts: Because I'm crazy.
Dave: You don't look crazy.
Nuts: Oh I'm insane. You should see me without my meds. My last job, didn't take my meds one day... an hour later, I was walking around naked with peanut butter in my hair, telling people my name was Zongo. I delivered an old lady a cup of hot water with my balls in it.
Dave: [laughs nervously] Talk about your Red Zinger.
Nuts: Yeah, but I don't remember any of it. My balls were red though.
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scary ass skeleton 4 Apr, 2024 @ 10:18pm 
Nuts 4 Mar, 2024 @ 9:09am 
:c
Qilan 23 Feb, 2024 @ 3:30pm 
emo cat is emooooo
[BC™]Cha1zy 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:24am 
+rep, nice guy and a monkey sticker enjoyer
Iguana 16 Jan, 2024 @ 5:52pm 
مصدوم حسين 😲😲🤯🤯
[ INSERT COIN ] 16 Jan, 2024 @ 11:50am 
Cool pic, thanks :steamthumbsup: