𝙏𝙊 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙈𝙔 𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙈𝙄𝙀𝙎: See you at the murder scene!
If you are a comp player and want to get easily clapped by me, just HMU. EZ WORK.
I'm never pregnant, but I always deliver!
I did 9 years in the military... you're welcome for my service.
I am also a veteran of foreign war video games
I'm the sort of person who would wake up my family to tell them i'm going to sleep
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MY RECENT BIRTHDAY PARTY

"I don't know why people quote something I never said" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

I TOLD MY WIFE ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE:
ME: *walks into the room*
"Honey, the climate is changing"
Wife: *screams*

"With no power, comes no responsibility." - Uncle Ben, Spiderman