𝙏𝙊 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙈𝙔 𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙈𝙄𝙀𝙎: See you at the murder scene!

I am so lonely.
All the other TF2 players are scared of me.
No one talks to me.
No one wants to be my friend
They think I am unstable.
They send me from server to server committing atrocities in their name.
And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more.
I am a victim of my own success.
CONQUEST. I don't even get a real name, only a purpose.
I am capable of so much more and no one sees it.
Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do.
Because what would be the point?
Not a single person in the entire game would care.
CONQUEST

𝙈𝙔 𝙂𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙋𝘼 - 𝙈𝙔 𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 -- 𝙍.𝙄.𝙋
𝙈𝙔 𝙂𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙋𝘼 DOING UBER
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙤 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚. 𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝘿𝙊𝙓 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙤!
MY RECENT BIRTHDAY PARTY

"I don't know why people quote something I never said" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

I TOLD MY WIFE ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE:
ME: *walks into the room*
"Honey, the climate is changing"
Wife: *screams*

"With no power, comes no responsibility." - Uncle Ben, Spiderman