nick grr

maybe the reason why everyone in my life is leaving me or hating me is because I'm a ♥♥♥♥ human being

Good afternoon Mackenzie Fez , we from the Australian Society of Urology have received your emailed questions, and we are pleased to answer them:

1) Yes, 9 cm is considered small. We suggest surgical process;

2) No, it is not common for condoms to become loose. There is no super small size, this size is unique;

3) Although 9 cm is a very small size, it is possible for the partner to reach climax during sexual intercourse, so if this does not occur in your relationships as mentioned, it may be lack of competence on your part;

4) No, you can't have a prostate exam, it's only for people over 50. Please do not insist;

5) The strong desire for same-sex people may be a strong sign of a tendency towards homosexuality;

We are available for any questions!

negev warrior

I'll have you know, my euphoric friend, that I am the beardiest of all neckbeards. I am an mlp watching, katana wielding, fedora wearing, Reddit browsing, white knighting, knife collecting, DOTA playing, neckbeard. I have respected every woman, played every MMO, attended both alt right and alt left events, spoken at furry conventions, and wielded katanas in cosplay conventions worldwide. All my years of advanced Minecraft playing has led to me becoming an expert hacker, and you'd better believe I will DDoS your miserable "Xbox One X" until it bleeds out of it's pathetic 8gbs of RAM. I have devoured countless tendies, swallowed them with mountain dew, and then defended my waifu from thousands of horrible Chads.

As I stand over your battered Chad corpse, I will raise my katana over my head, and let out a triumphant "REEEEEEEEE" to let all waifus know that they have been freed from the eternal hell of physical activity and job interviews. Just know, kid, don't mess with me. I may seem like a peaceful neckbeard, but at the first sign of trouble, I will tip my fedora and use the entirety of my extensive knife collection to vanquish you. Good day.