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Wise 20 Jun @ 10:33pm 
nick grr
zero talent 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:00am 
maybe the reason why everyone in my life is leaving me or hating me is because I'm a ♥♥♥♥ human being
wake up 6 Feb, 2021 @ 1:51pm 
Good afternoon Mackenzie Fez , we from the Australian Society of Urology have received your emailed questions, and we are pleased to answer them:

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5) The strong desire for same-sex people may be a strong sign of a tendency towards homosexuality;

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wake up 15 Jun, 2020 @ 5:21am 
negev warrior
Can_of_Water 13 Jun, 2020 @ 4:54pm 
I'll have you know, my euphoric friend, that I am the beardiest of all neckbeards. I am an mlp watching, katana wielding, fedora wearing, Reddit browsing, white knighting, knife collecting, DOTA playing, neckbeard. I have respected every woman, played every MMO, attended both alt right and alt left events, spoken at furry conventions, and wielded katanas in cosplay conventions worldwide. All my years of advanced Minecraft playing has led to me becoming an expert hacker, and you'd better believe I will DDoS your miserable "Xbox One X" until it bleeds out of it's pathetic 8gbs of RAM. I have devoured countless tendies, swallowed them with mountain dew, and then defended my waifu from thousands of horrible Chads.
Can_of_Water 13 Jun, 2020 @ 4:54pm 
As I stand over your battered Chad corpse, I will raise my katana over my head, and let out a triumphant "REEEEEEEEE" to let all waifus know that they have been freed from the eternal hell of physical activity and job interviews. Just know, kid, don't mess with me. I may seem like a peaceful neckbeard, but at the first sign of trouble, I will tip my fedora and use the entirety of my extensive knife collection to vanquish you. Good day.
wake up 4 May, 2020 @ 8:06am 
_FEZA‎ : Did Adolf Hitler flee to Argentina or to LEGO CITY™?
wake up 27 Apr, 2020 @ 10:06pm 
kitchen gaming has never came back to him, please report he has had to CHEAT to get his MOJO back
Fhridge Jay 26 Apr, 2020 @ 7:03am 
Amazing streamer/entertainer,hop on over to twitch and follow him http://www.twitch.tv/fezanl 🔥🔥🔥
Can_of_Water 12 Apr, 2020 @ 7:06pm 
After a good game of csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great games and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
-rep
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☺ Allan #tc 31 Mar, 2020 @ 2:53am 
great guy
放牛牧童 19 Jan, 2020 @ 12:25pm 
litter poor feza don't get burn
_FEZA 18 Jan, 2020 @ 5:57pm 
Yes because I am best water
放牛牧童 5 Jan, 2020 @ 12:18am 
Are you avoiding the fire???
放牛牧童 2 Jan, 2020 @ 1:02am 
BEST GAY FEZABOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
放牛牧童 2 Jan, 2020 @ 1:02am 
he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
wake up 9 Oct, 2019 @ 2:01am 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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wake up 12 Sep, 2019 @ 5:47am 
this ♥♥♥♥ is deffo on crack
wake up 31 Aug, 2019 @ 7:01pm 
♥♥♥♥, 👏 my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👄 mom 👵 caught me with 🤝 the 💰👗 neigh🅱ors 👦👩 dog. I'd 👁🤜 dressed her in 😏👏 my sister's 👱🤧 skirt and 👏👏 went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. 🛩 She 👧 hasn't said 💬 a word to 💦 me in 👏 10 hours 🤔 and I'm 👁 worried she's 🐰🍆 gonna 🔥 take 🅰✋ away ♀🙅 my 3DS. I 🤔 might ♀ not 🤔 ever get 👨 to 💸 see 👁 Isa🅱elle again. exclamation
wake up 30 Aug, 2019 @ 3:52am 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
████]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
████]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... 🚫ERROR!🚫 True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or I'll ♥♥♥♥ing kill you
wake up 27 Aug, 2019 @ 8:08pm 
fezachini hacker
Can_of_Water 16 Mar, 2019 @ 4:51am 
ATTENTION PLEASE!!
Ladies and gentlemen Boys and Girls Brothers and sisters Uncles and aunties Nephews and nieces Doctors and nurses Neighbours and Colleagues Students and graduates. I really don't have anything to say. Thanks for your attention.
Can_of_Water 9 Mar, 2019 @ 7:31pm 
Well in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking this matter in a different way and without fighting and by trying to make it clear, and by considering each and every one opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
放牛牧童 6 Dec, 2018 @ 1:39am 
B E S T W A T E R F E Z A B O I
Can_of_Water 24 Nov, 2018 @ 10:43pm 
-Rep. Lost his skill when he moved outta the kitchen
wake up 27 Oct, 2018 @ 12:28am 
+rep games alot to enhance his skill
broblake 22 Feb, 2018 @ 4:05am 
Good mate, not quite the same since the car crash, but what he lacks in brain capacity, he makes up for in his finger painting. Keep up the good work champ
放牛牧童 24 Nov, 2017 @ 1:51am 
B E S T W A T E R F E Z A B O Y
Kensho 18 Aug, 2017 @ 7:23am 
+rep fast trade . Nice guy
Can_of_Water 5 Aug, 2017 @ 7:52am 
+rep knows his way around a good right nut ;)
放牛牧童 23 Jul, 2017 @ 8:35pm 
+rep 摧毁Feza的阴道
放牛牧童 23 Jul, 2017 @ 8:34pm 
+rep 舔我的阴茎
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+rep hottie
✪Night 12 May, 2017 @ 4:34am 
+rep kind and nice trader. I own him once:-)
Lc 28 Apr, 2017 @ 8:17am 
+rep nice:panda:
Bobby Tools 10 May, 2016 @ 10:20am 
+rep hella fast
makarovKOMPLEX 31 Mar, 2016 @ 10:28am 
+rep good and fast trader)
DohertY 6 Feb, 2016 @ 3:38am 
+rep, good trader !!!
murph 28 Jan, 2016 @ 2:36pm 
+rep good trading
AniPsy 11 Jan, 2016 @ 7:55am 
+rep, fast and friendly trader! :csgostar:
mAr1uS 2 Nov, 2015 @ 2:38pm 
+ rep, nice trader!
poncho 21 Oct, 2015 @ 6:57am 
+ rep good quick trader
BarFly 3 Oct, 2015 @ 12:22pm 
+ rep nice trader!
solenzo 27 Sep, 2015 @ 2:20am 
+rep nice guy
!🔥DiM 12 Sep, 2015 @ 8:35am 
+rep
mikaツ 29 Aug, 2015 @ 8:36am 
+rep nice and easy trade
wormik 26 Aug, 2015 @ 1:14pm 
+rep polite and good trader
Lee Wang 24 Aug, 2015 @ 4:45am 
+rep nice and patient trader