-rep After a good game in eu4, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great eu4 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a eu4 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Farts are a universal experience of humor and untimely fragrance. Even our furry friends seem amused and even bewildered by a properly placed flatulence.

In all the world the is no fart better then a bath tub bubbler. You get all the release, audio and stench but everything is enhanced.

The bathtub fart often reverberates to the level under the bathroom floor, it has a far superior tone and resonance. A person in another room could easily pick up on a bathtub fart.

The fart itself has the added bonus of the bubbles raising up from the posterior and through the water. this can be heard and sometimes felt on your back and between the legs. Then, exploding into a concerntrated bouquet of your last meal and soon to be future movement.

There is no other fart more refined then the bathtub fart. Fun for the whole family.