This guy is an absolute Chad. You ever have a chance to meet up with him in a bar make sure to buy him a drink while you watch him double tap flip reset on your ass.

But for real, had a good time playing a casual bo5 against him in matchmaking. Was a blast!

A frat bro like you really thinks you have a chance against me on the chess board? In your dreams, dude. While you were distracted with deadlifts and drinking Dos Equis, I destroyed my opponents with D-Pawn openings. Oh, you have a full-ride sports scholarship? We'll see if you can even stop a scholar's mate. You can keep your brawn and brews, I checkmate Chads like you constantly.

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Signed SirBannock, there stop emailing my agents please and thank you.

Here's how to get a huntsman spider to stay out of your home.
Carry a spatula around and when you see one, flip it onto its back. They're surprisingly docile once they're in that position. Then, all you need to do is gently press on its abdomen to retract its penis. It will be small: approximately the size of a thin pencil eraser. Use the tip of your tongue to manipulate it to full erection, then suck with your lips until it ejaculates: usually 30-45 minutes later. If you don't feel the rush of semen, you will know by its legs scratching playfully at your face when it gets oversensitive afterwards.
The main trick is not to swallow the spider semen. Trust me, I know it will be tempting. But no, pick up the spider and let him outside, then drool its ejaculate material near the entrances to your house. Spiders are highly promiscuous, and its semen mixed with your saliva will signal him to move on to another house. Spiders do NOT like to get their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the same person twice.