BAHAHA ded XDDD

I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ if you reply or not, bitchboy.

You know what I'm doing tonight? I'm hooking up wih a sexy little slut I found on Tinder. Tommorow I've got a date with another cute girl who wants to make my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ babies. I'll probably have to play the long game with her and wait a couple more dates before she gets my ♥♥♥♥ wet, but it will happen soon enough. Pluss there are plenty more Tinder sluts to tide me over.

Can you even imagine what it would be like to have casual sex? Or to have options for that matter? Can you even concieve turning down a cute girl because you have 5 more that are hotter and nastier?

I'm glad you're suffering. You deserve it. ♥♥♥♥ YOU.

Hello,

My name is Alex. I found you on a TF2 server last night and I saw you as one of the topscoring medics and thats great! I like my women skilled in something and still know their place. (Let's be honest if you played a skillful class like sniper or scout you would be way better).
From now on you'll be my duo and girlfriend. You'll pocket me.
This comes with some conditions:
You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon and evening. Some nude ones at night too.
You obviously won't be able to stream any more and talk to other guys.
If you please me, I'll buy you an occasional Lootcrate or two.
We'll Skype everyday, make sure you buy a high definition webcam soon.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-te2Jrf2yjFc/WDucK3QcwuI/AAAAAAAAKxM/hOIdQ2QAiWIy9qedubv-H3tSHn1PENc0wCJoC/w426-h383/16%2B-%2B1

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-te2Jrf2yjFc/WDucK3QcwuI/AAAAAAAAKxM/hOIdQ2QAiWIy9qedubv-H3tSHn1PENc0wCJoC/w426-h383/16%2B-%2B1

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-te2Jrf2yjFc/WDucK3QcwuI/AAAAAAAAKxM/hOIdQ2QAiWIy9qedubv-H3tSHn1PENc0wCJoC/w426-h383/16%2B-%2B1