We got an old saying out bush. Sometimes when life gets you down, all you can do is put on a brave smile, take a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of MDMA. Then you're walking distance from the beach. Doesn't matter where you live, got enough MDMA, you're walking distance from a beach. Just don't forget a towel.

If you're reading this, remember to spam Colonel Chestbridge with stupid messages.