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433 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 36.5 hrs on record (14.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 10 Oct, 2017 @ 5:39am

I must've missed the part when Gandalf and crew waltz into a casino and drop phat stacks on slot machines.
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Ollanius Pius 10 Jun, 2018 @ 12:32pm 
It was in the silmarillion.
Also the dumbasses calling this salt ought to have their hands chopped off and sold back to them for 20 bucks.
my name Tem lmao 9 May, 2018 @ 10:46am 
Nah man, that was there, its in the special extended edition.
lowkey depressed w decent style 19 Oct, 2017 @ 12:58pm 
dont ever change this review xD the salt is too good
Dwarg 12 Oct, 2017 @ 9:54pm 
It was in the appendix. They get a ring which is, for some reason, better than the one ring, in that it also gave Gandalf a 5% chance of setting orcs on fire with headshots, and attach a rune to it that gives a 5% chance of orcs dropping currency when they're killed.
LockDown 12 Oct, 2017 @ 6:39pm 
Must've missed the part where you were supposed to review the game instead of being a whiny douchebag.
Zatama 11 Oct, 2017 @ 1:40pm 
Does that WB cock taste good?
Time 11 Oct, 2017 @ 11:29am 
0.2 hours on record go fuck yourself
devlos 11 Oct, 2017 @ 9:47am 
AHAHAHAHA , Im Dying
Kuba 11 Oct, 2017 @ 9:31am 
Troll
AidsDealer 11 Oct, 2017 @ 8:19am 
I love the salt. 10/10 review