ᴢᴀᴄʜᴡᴀᴠᴇ の最近のレビュー

YOUR MOVE, CREEP

Most interesting and decisive grand strategy game that takes place in the 20th century that isn't a clusterfug of bad mechanics.
Flesh out scenarios and decisions allow playthrough to be unique. Only problem is that if you have no preference to historic or ahistoric outcomes, or are completely oblivious to history, you'll might have a bad time.

Recommend to play as the Germans, always, due to the possibilities and outcomes.

I only recommend this to the most lore die-hard of fans. Yes, it's a phone game and there are terrible textures and poor mechanics, but I felt a blinding nostalgia for the story and honestly had fun that also brought up a second wind to play the original. Is it worth ten dollars for a cliff hanger? Maybe, maybe not. But I've eaten terrible subway sandwiches that costed more, and those lasted less than my experience. I put in four hours and I really enjoyed the setting and characters, albeit everything was small. There are definitely going to be people who will boycott it, because it's not a sequel to Human Revolution or a perfect homage to the original, but considering how garbage Thief is, and the lack of cyberpunk games to look forward to, I'd say buy it on sale.

Buy it on sale.


edit: all of those buttblasted babies downvoting a review, lmao.

What it lacks in depth and mechanics, it makes up with the charm that one person managed to bring at a budget price with honest deliverance. My experiences have been starvation, 'forgetting' to save and quit, and coming back to a ghost town where everyone died of dystentry and coldness. I had more fun building a small farm community on random seed generations than anything more. The mechanics are a big mediocre, and you can see pretty much all you'd want within a few hours but thats nothing you couldn't do in any sim building game ever. Try it out. 11/10 your villages will be bigger than the cities in last year's Sim City, garunteed.

YOUR FOOD SUPPLIES ARE LOW!

TWO HOURS OF SAD BORK BORKING WITH TWO LITTLE NERDS WHO COULDNT TAKE THE FERRY TO THE TREE OF MANA TO SAVE THEIR DAD. ITS PRETTY GOOD THOUGH.

I CRIED. 11/10

You're a little black boy who eventually loses his shoes and shirt, who escorts the pink demon from Doom through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up 'burbs of some Brazilian hole. It gets pretty cray cray and then this tsundere ass girl who is all BAKA and CURSED leads you on some quest to rid yourself of the cyberdemons. Then you realise two hours later you beat it. Cool textures. 2 Adam Sesslers outta five.

Dope remake of a classic. Looks amazing and plays flawlessly. Some levels have hot garbo segments but otherwise extremely fun and satisfying. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet jokes, but theres some funny ♥♥♥♥ to go along. Get it on sale.