I Wuv the x3 kind of woman that wiww actuawwy *screams* just *whispers to self* k-kiww m-m-me
You knyow, when *notices buldge* I weft the x3 house today I was thinking "Damn,"
"I weawwy x3 h-hope some hot chick *huggles tightly* paints *looks at you* my bwains aww uvw some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hawwway."
And h-h-hewe we *notices buldge* awe.
I mean weawwy x3 , just *whispers to self* absowutewy destwoy m-me.
I'm tawkin' fuww on, watewmewon-in-the-thighs ÚwÚ wevew cawnyage.
And I w-want i-it t-to scawe the x3 ♥♥♥♥ outta me.
I mean I h-hope I piss mysewf. I h-hope I piss mysewf and you caww me
youw w-wittwe "peepee p-p-pisspiss boy."

I can't believe this guys name is "Barry McCockinner" what a unique and cool name

>w< sowwy pwetty woman but I noticed ur booba hongawongas nd wanted to knoWo if u wanted to shoWo me them.

Excuse me ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet." And here you are! I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's just a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

hey, i don't think you will recognise me... I'm Alice, we've played together recently, but I was too shy to talk to you, sorry about that... I just wanna play with you again at some point... Add my main account please https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/hugecockandballs , maybe we can just chat if I'm too noob for you :(