I imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a cruel
trick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude
of it. -- Calvin
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I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me,
"If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"
-- Steven Wright
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The revolution will not be televised.
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"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Did you ever see a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
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When the revolution comes, count your change.
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Reunite Gondwondaland!
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My experience with government is when things are non-controversial, beautifully
co-ordinated and all the rest, it must be that not much is going on.
-- J.F. Kennedy
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What the scientists have in their briefcases is terrifying.
-- Nikita Khruschev
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Did you know BUDGIES CATCH EACH OTHER'S YAWNS.
Budgerigars, or budgies, a common parakeet, are the only bird species so far discovered who are susceptible to contagious yawning. While humans, dogs, chimps, lab rats, and a few other creatures have all been known to catch each other's yawns, budgies are the first non-mammal species observed exhibiting the behavior. Many scientists believe the unconscious, instinctual response may be a primitive way of showing empathy, or it might be a sign of group alertness.

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