I imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a cruel
trick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude
of it. -- Calvin
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I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me,
"If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"
-- Steven Wright
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The revolution will not be televised.
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"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Did you ever see a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
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When the revolution comes, count your change.
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Reunite Gondwondaland!
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My experience with government is when things are non-controversial, beautifully
co-ordinated and all the rest, it must be that not much is going on.
-- J.F. Kennedy
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What the scientists have in their briefcases is terrifying.
-- Nikita Khruschev
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♥♥♥♥♥ awe so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when chu howd one in youw paw and it stawts twitching its wike its nyuzzwing chu(/ω＼) ow when dey pewk up and wook at chu wike" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penyis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and teh most adowabwe thing evew is when spewm-sama comes out but theywe wwwy shy so u have to wowk hawd!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penyis-kun and spewm-sama meet and theywe bwushing and aww wike "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penyis-kun is so adowabwe (●´д｀●)・

Did you know BUDGIES CATCH EACH OTHER'S YAWNS.
Budgerigars, or budgies, a common parakeet, are the only bird species so far discovered who are susceptible to contagious yawning. While humans, dogs, chimps, lab rats, and a few other creatures have all been known to catch each other's yawns, budgies are the first non-mammal species observed exhibiting the behavior. Many scientists believe the unconscious, instinctual response may be a primitive way of showing empathy, or it might be a sign of group alertness.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx