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This game was probably my favorite game of all time before they released the DLC. Now, this is the worst game of all time...
By comparison because HO LEE ♥♥♥♥ this DLC is epic swag balls. If you think the dlc is too hard you are poop at souls game and smell like rocks. The woke right hates to hear this because they are stupid. W game

This game is like... if all the good games made a good game but better. An amazing roguelike bullethell that rewards good gameplay and luck without making the game impossibly difficult or easy. Also, so many secrets. Whether it's secret levels and bosses or funny npc interactions, or the many movie and game references. Gungeon has something for everyone especially if that something you're looking for is a fantastic game.

This game is like the Hitler of video games. But, only if Hitler were a fun, caring, cute guy who was only interested in helping out his uncle who filed for bankruptcy. This game is the only dating sim style game I've played and haven't immediately puked from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plot and characters. The only thing that feels out of place is technology in a fantasy world. But, they have 2 cats named salt and pepper so its excusable. The deck building is fun as well as the actual time management of going into town, brewing potions, haggling and deciding if it's worth it to build a relationship with characters that day or not. I wish there were a better way to catalog potions you've already crafted if you already made a perfect brew of it before. Other than that the progression is a little slow at times and I wish once I had all my items fully upgraded, and all contest potions made I could skip to the contest day to get the week over with. Also, the game needs a wizard frog. Where the ♥♥♥♥ is my wizard frog? However, these issues are small and not at all impacting enjoyment of game play so all in all the game is good 4/5.

Poop game

One of my first strategy games for pc and probably one of my favorites. The ai interactions are fun while fighting, trading or even while building your massive turtle empire. The base game is fun but I would recommend purchasing the dlc bundle to get the full experience. Wonder building bonuses and social policies make your game different (assuming you're not just using the same civ over and over) almost every time you play. The skill ceiling for this game could probably prove to be pretty massive. The game has a few minor issues it runs into w/ multiplayer or having too many units but it all just comes down to syncing issues. Some of my favorite civs to play are the shoshone, venice, poland, germany, and boudicca. This game is difficult refreshing and time consuming. Play at your own risk; but know, its well worth it.

This game cant be played in 1920x1080. Other than that I have 69 minutes and all the rest of you guys are dumb poopoo heads.

Risk of rain 2 is a very fun, funny, and diverse game. Unlike to days basic battle royals, and FPS', Risk of Rain 2 provides a dungeon crawler third person beat down/shoot em' up style game. As a huge fan of games like Double Dragon, The Diablo Franchise, and many shooter type games, I can say without a doubt that Risk of Rain 2 is an amazing game. The kit of each character you play massively expands the more items you collect, you snow ball out of control and wreck the teleporter monster in one go and then you go into the next area, and... Ope you died in one hit to a Beetle. And then you do it again because holy sh*t that was fun. I could go on about this game, its wonky acceleration mechanics that allow you to go so fast you hit mach speeds; The ability to effectively remove a monter in one click using the preon accumulator (sometimes); Just sitting back with the engineer and having you buildings do all the work(sometimes). Like I said I could go on, but take it from me some guy on the internet who has never reviewed a game in his life and really likes Risk of Rain 2. But hey, you could be me.

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very gamer cool and good no vegetal