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It makes sense, when you don't think about it.
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[Peter and Lois are dumbfounded after they find Brian masturbating]
Lois: Was he just mas...
Peter: Yes. Do... do I rub his nose in it?
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Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies. When you
get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitch-hiking."
-- David Letterman
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Let the machine do the dirty work.
-- "Elements of Programming Style", Kernighan and Ritchie
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A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of
marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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The life of a repo man is always intense.
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Listen, you big, stupid space-creature. Nobody, but nobody, eats the
Simpsons!
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror
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