TotallyNotJason
Jason   Kentucky, United States
 
 
Just a whimsical wizard fella with spells and tomes :captainclown:
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What in the name of Porthonius The Profane did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you foolish apprentice? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Supreme Imperial University of Magical Archwizardry, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Clan of the Dark Lord Balthazog, and I have over 300,000 confirmed spells in my grimoire. I am trained in magical warfare and I'm the top wizard in the entire Winter Realms. You are nothing to me but just another ingredient. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Ætherial Plane, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Orbs of Pondering? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of apprentices and foul familiars across the king's lands and your essence is being traced right now so you better prepare for the arcane tempest, foolish newt. The tempest that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life-force. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, apprentice. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can harvest your essence in over seven hundred ways, and that's just hand casting. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed wizardry, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Grand Wizarding Society of the United Northern and South-Western Kingdoms, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable stockings off the face of the plane of the living, you little worm. If only you could have known what arcane retribution your little "clever" quip was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your cursed tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you blustering buffoon. I will cast fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, apprentice.
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Currently In-Game
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last played on 21 Apr
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last played on 20 Apr
Conquest 17 Oct, 2024 @ 7:10pm 
The Man, The Myth, The Legend, Jason The Wizard (and the Man with a killer French Mustache)
Seraphice 12 Sep, 2024 @ 8:50pm 
FOR THE EMPEROR
MelodicHydra4638 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:09pm 
August 12, 2036 the heat death of the universe.
CounterRevolutionary2153 8 Aug, 2021 @ 3:14am 
the time is nigh.
TotallyNotJason 7 Aug, 2021 @ 10:24pm 
Sussus Amogus:UDG_Surprise:
CounterRevolutionary2153 16 Mar, 2020 @ 8:08pm 
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