H ＥＬＬＯ ＡＭ ４８ ＹＥＡＲ ＭＡＮ ＦＲＯＭ ＳＯＭＡＬＩＡ． ＳＯＲＲＹ ＦＯＲ ＢＡＤ ＥＮＧＬＡＮＤ． Ｉ ＳＥＬＬＥＤ ＭＹ ＷＩＦＥ ＦＯＲ ＩＮＴＥＲＮＥＴ ＣＯＮＮＥＣＴＩＯＮ ＦＯＲ ＰＬＡＹ ＂ｇａｒｙ ｍｏｄ＂ ＡＮＤ Ｉ ＷＡＮＴ ＴＯ ＢＥＣＯＭＥ ＴＨＥ ＧＯＯＤＥＳＴ ＰＬＡＹＥＲ ＬＩＫＥ ＹO U

s-s-s-s senpai

Finally... COOM

When we are young, we all make mistakes. Some of us are never warned about the mistakes that we will inevitably make. So, from me to you, let me give you some advice. Do Not Cheat. Do not cheat on your games the same way you wouldn't on your wives. I made that mistake, twice in fact. If I could take that day back I would. Do not succumb to being a victim of VAC. Just don't do it.

DaBaby has helped me realize that I am actually black

My entire life I was lead to believe I was a white person, but ever since I’ve started listening to DaBaby my life has changed for the better. My friend (I like to call him my “slime” now that I’m black) first told me about his hit song “The Box”. Something about that song changed the way I perceive myself and reality in a whole, and made me question my race. Overall, becoming black has opened a whole new world of possibilities to me and I can only thank DaBaby for the wonderful things he has done for me.

sexually Identify as a trebuchet. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sending 90 kilogram projectiles soaring through the skies to land on disgusting foreigners 300 meters away. People say to me that a person being a trebuchet is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a counterweight onto my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Trebuchet" and respect my right to kill from 300 meters away and kill needlessly.