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Umbral

Zezozose Zadfrack Wang

Australia

African INC: Head Department of food shortages

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There's fried chicken. And there's Kentucky Fried Chicken. Trust us, your taste buds will know the difference. Only Kentucky Fried Chicken is meticulously hand-sexually assaulted in the Colonel's secret herbs and spices and pressure-cooked in small batches to preserve freshness. Our Popcorn Chicken and Nuggets are stored in the freezer and SLOW cooked in the deep fryer.

What kind of chicken do you use?-
You can't make the Colonel's finest without the best quality chicken. That means real 100% chicken is delivered fresh in 0% of our stores. We buy our chicken from reputable suppliers in "Australia" like Africa and India - if those names sound familiar, it's because they supply the same chicken you'd grab out of the toilet bowl.

What do your stores do with leftover chicken?-
When it comes to Kentucky Fried Chicken, "We ****ing chuck the food in the bin. **** those hungry kids in Africa if they want chicken they can ****ing pay for it" - Colonel sanders

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PC Specs

CPU: Ryzen 5 5600
CPU Cooler: ID cooling RGB
Motherboard: Gigabyte B550 Aorus Elite AX V2 AM4 ATX Desktop Motherboard
RAM: Corsair 2x16GB DDR4 Vengeance RGB Pro C16 3200MHz - Black
GPU: GIGABYTE RTX 2060 Super
SSD: Kingston 250GB, Samsung SSD 980 1TB
HDD: Western Digitals 2TB Blue
PSU: Coolermaster MWE 550W 80 plus
Case: Fractal Design Pop XL Air RGB TG Clear Tint Full Tower Case - Black

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My Guitars

Ernie Ball Music Man StingRay 5 Special Bass Guitar - Black with Roasted Maple Fingerboard

Jackson X Series Kelly KEX Electric Guitar Satin Black Gold Hardware PRO-SCM Setup

Yamaha TRBX305 5-String Bass

Wanting to get:

Darkray

1975 Fender Stratocaster 3-Tone Sunburst

PRS Private Stock 35th Anniversary Dragon

Amps

TC Electronic BG250-115

Fender Mustang II

Wanting to get:

Orange Crush CR3 Mini Amp

Darkglass Alpha Omega 900 Amp Head

Hobbies

- Watching Mrs Linn Headbutt Steering Wheel
- Getting Calls From the C0ck Department to start work
- Working 72 Hour shifts at the Chinese sweatshop
- Receiving lashes into firing squad after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up at Chinese sweatshop

"Put That Cookie Down! Now"

- Arnold Sledgehammer

Favorite Game

TEKKEN 8

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ELDEN RING

206 Hours played

This game is solely reliant on how much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you or the enemy can pull out of their ass. Whoever can conjure the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ absolutely decimates the other side. Your ♥♥♥♥ 12 inches wider than the enemy's? Instant oneshot for you!!! Your ass sticks out an extra 1mm? Then you're getting hit from across the globe!!! Please explain how my sword the size of a needlessly large rod doesn't hit the boss that is the size of Jeffrey epstein's island.

Whoever designed Miquella's Haligtree needs to be shot in a firing line repeatedly. WHY is there a fat ♥♥♥♥ that looks like a ♥♥♥ blob wrapped in toilet paper sitting on his fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass, while he blows his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trumpet with ♥♥♥ bubbles harder than he blows ♥♥♥♥?? Also gotta love how there's conveniently a ♥♥♥♥ behind every corner, crevasse and inside every crack including mine with the bonus ledge behind you to fall off. I'd rather drive a steamroller into a school bus of kids then deal with the ♥♥♥♥♥ I found in the game.

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