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G'day ! Hey, so, HI !, nice to meet you, but make sure you're 18+ and you're not extremely depressive / moodkiller / killjoy, If all you do is ♥♥♥♥♥ and moan I don't wanna hear it, sides that, let's have fun !
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''As per my last email"
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"Dryer than a nun's nasty."

I love clowns.

I love guns more than cars, if it has 4 wheels, an engine and starts, I couldn't care less, seriously.

I have a beautiful and talented partner and she's everything I ever wanted, so I don't want an online relationship, If you're a walking, talking freakshow yeah, that's cool, we'll talk, but if you wanna be all cute like, miss me with that sappy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I just wanna have fun :leaSmug:

Music ! My taste in music is eclectic. Most things sound alright, I do hate songs that heavily rely on lyrics tho, like mumble rappers etc.

I do NOT accept private profiles. Period. If you're a gooning degenerate, own it, if you're weird, awkward, own it, I don't judge, but I do hate private profiles, like what, you really think the opinion of a random person on steam is gonna affect you that much ? Just be forward dude, don't hide, it makes it weird but not in the good way.

Open world games are my thing, corridor and narrative games that tell someone else's story are just not my thing, sure you might like them, that's cool, I just don't wanna be stuck in the same room as them.

Did you know you can solve 60% of any problem around the house with a crowbar or pry-bar ? No, really, take a moment and think here, it's like a multi-tool !

I can take the piss and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at times but if I say I don't wanna talk, I mean it, it stops there, ok ? Ok !

I dislike,no, HATE, cats, I got a black cat, his name is Satan, Lord of darkness, not officially but that's the only fitting title for the little bastard.

Goblins are pretty cool.

''Hey you heard that ? Sounds like-"

Oh yeah, I don't do "Where do ya live" or "What's your name ?"; Yeah, nah, you probably added me from some weird group on steam, we can talk and pass the time but that's where it stays, I won't ask about your personal / private life (if you even have one) and you don't ask about me. PHEW, feels good to put that in the open dun' it !

OH ! And nobody under 18. Don't wanna hear it, don't care to hear it, 18+ or kick sand, pound dirt and 69 a porcupine.

Yeah (oh)
Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God
Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)

"Joji - Buff Fortress 2 revelations"

Hey, you made it all the way down here, good on you, here have a free CD key 696-
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l e m o n p i e 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:14am 
"Better off dead from a coke binge than fúcked over by an e-whóre"
l e m o n p i e 26 Sep, 2022 @ 3:00am 
Happy anniversary, my darling :Speech_Love: