Recent reviews by ok boomer

Mixed weed with viagra. Sold it on the streets for mad cash. Cops sniffed me out and threw me in the clink.

This is the GTA6 I've been waiting for.

This game is a ton of fun. Some bugs, but nothing that makes the game unplayable. I love that you can customize your kitchen and run it any way you want to, and you have the freedom to take the game seriously or don't.

I got three stars on a tomato soup I made because it wasn't salty enough. I served it again with broken glass in it to teach that food critic a lesson. I'd love to serve awful food in co-op one day.

I'll give you a brief summary of the first 12 hours of gameplay:

1) I starting building my own Vault and opened its doors to my first group of Vault Dwellers.

2) I nearly starved my vault dwellers to death within the first 5 minutes of gameplay because I built too much crap.

3) The game offered me my first free lunchbox (which are usually only obtainable through microtransactions). I managed to luck out and get Jericho from Fallout 3, who happened to have amazing S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats. After I used him to fix the famine issue in my Vault, I made him impregnate every woman in my vault, hoping his special stats transfer to his children via genetics. Spoiler alert: they do.

4) Eventually, all of the regular folks from my vault died off and I had nothing but Jericho-babies staffing the vault and patrolling the Wasteland.

Fast forward to where I am currently writing this review: I have a vault full of inbred badasses that can withstand anything from Raiders to Deathclaws, and pretty much run the gambit on anything out in the Wastes. Microtransactions help, but aren't necessary to gameplay. Everything to managing your vault to doing quests is super fun even if you don't pipe money into the game.

I spent 5 days straight playing this game on every chance I could. I can't say I've done that with a lot of games.

This game is tense, it has tons of replayability (especially with getting different endings), and it kept me wanting more after it was done. The weapons, namely the Gloo Gun, was very satisfying to use, the controls were smooth, I had very little issues running the game, and I play with a very humble PC.

I see it go on sale once in a while, but it's also well worth its full price. Loved it!

Kind of like L.A Noire, but with birds. And bird puns.

Got this game on HumbleBundle. Started off as a starving artist living in a storage unit creating critically acclaimed Spongebob stills. Made enough money to move into my own art studio, where I recreated the top posts from Reddit's sh*tty food porn and became famous.

10/10 this game is a good time

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate (love[hate]) this game.

10/10 would be shown the way again

As someone who poured a lot of hours into ARK, I really enjoy this game. It has a lot of bugs currently but what can you expect from a game in early access?

Personally, I'm impressed that the devs put as much work into the game. It's constantly being worked on for optimizations and they're doing a lot for the game in its current state, so I'm more patient with it. There are times when you have frame rate drops when going into busy areas, especially while flying. But I haven't let it stop me from enjoying this game.

Me and my friends really enjoy it. It's fun to play with people and it's a lot more forgiving than ARK is, as far as the AI attacking you and getting resources. You don't die as much in this game compared to ARK, but it still can keeps you in your toes. There's a lot to do as far as pulling together with your team mates and building, taming, and crafting materials. Currently at 33 hours in the game and I'm nowhere near bored with it. However, if you're someone who gets impatient with occasional frame rate drops, this game might not be for you in its current state. The only major problem I have is the game crashes when I close out of it. But I have never been lagged out of the server at any point during game play, which is amazing to me since ARK did that countless times during its entire time in early access. Definitely worth a buy in my opinion.

Hands down the best of the Sims franchise! Base game get pretty bland after a while and DLCs make the game very interesting, but they are stupid expensive to buy. Lucky for you, Steam has this game on sale every once in a while. I got the DLCs for $3-5 a piece. Wait till it goes on sale. Definitely worth the buy, just not at full price.