+rep. He was harvesting the asscheese from a moderately overweight, 70year old female gas station employee in petri discs just to make his infinite ass cheese sauce he could smell and apply to any of his foods whenever the situation arose. He crossdresses to impress the depressed black truck drivers outside of local mcdonalds' along the michigan freeways on saturdays. Definetly not how I met him though.

Robbed a Crip stashhouse with him only for him to have a total mental retardation breakdown on the way there. He bit his lit intensively as he looked me in the eyes, squatting down in the passenger seat as he took a giant ♥♥♥♥, screaming miley cyrus lyrics on the top of his lungs. He kept screaming "REEEEEEEEEE" and tried to take control of the steering wheel multiple times to kill us. 10/10 would do it again

+rep made out with him, in a dennys parking lot, and the bacterial film from his yellow teeth crept into all my pores of my mouth. Shortly after, I got anthrax and my jaw eventually had to be surgically taken off. At this point he blocked me

+rep, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this man, will you marry me on that zion gay ♥♥♥♥?

+rep small ♥♥♥♥ but a pretty nice guy