I think suicide should be encouraged in modern society!
Heavy Pair : You piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Heavy Pair : Kess tu veux dire, j'ai pu d'tête?!
Thomas the Dank Engine : Bas pi ses ostis d'goût d'marde.
Myself : You've earned yourself the right to one free dank meme.
Omega Pegasi : Let me get this straight. ♥♥♥♥ you + ♥♥♥♥ you = math! And then your house is gone.
Heavy Pair : nouveau cell = t ki
Myself : When people ask me how you're doing, I tell them you ask me for pictures of my ass.
AlHakim Akbar : The problem is that your ♥♥♥♥ isn't 600 kilometers.
Συρhοгіс` : Tu wallhack l'aimbot.
Heavy Pair & Myself : 3$ pour le contrôle de l'école, stune bonne deal!
FH_BOMER : let my lag ♥♥♥♥ off first
September 16th, 2015, Myself : Ca t'tente tu d'arrêter de manger des couilles ?
September 16th, 2015, AlHakim Akbar : Yo y'esquive des headcrabs () comme si c'étais des connes. (He's dodging the headcrabs as if they were roadcones.)
September 17th, 2015, Myself : Jveux pas te spoil trop, mais ♥♥♥♥ le train. (I don't wanna spoil you too much, but ♥♥♥♥ the train.)
September 27th, 2015, AlHakim Akbar : C'est qui qui fait la vaisselle dans son micro ? [Who's doing the dishes [with] his microphone ?]
November 26, 2015, Chandler : I go over to my AMD fanboys house and roast marshmellows over his rig.
November 26, 2015, Chandler : FUN FACT: Did you know an Iphone has better single core performance than the top end AMD CPU?
December 18, 2015, Heavy Pair : L'examen final n'est pas conseillé aux individus voulant passer ce cours. [Going through the final exam is not recommended to pass this class.]
January 1st, 2016, Myself : Est-ce que ta patate est Surround Sound 7.1 ? [Is your potato surround sound 7.1 ?]
January 27th, 2016, Deicidal Wombat : the mommy wants to watch the dog getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥.... it's porn?
February 16th, 2016, AlHakim Akbar : je vais aller a la chasse pour de la nourriture =je vais aller chier sur un mur
March 1st, 2016, AlHakim Akbar : Si (point dexclamation a lenvers comme pour les espagnoles) [Si (inverted spanish exclamation mark)].
March 16th, 2016, Lonely Loner : My passion is strong, strong like my schlong, your safest option is to play along. Keep your arms inside this train, Our destination is plaesure and pain. Your sent hits me like mustard gas, I'll cut your name upon my ass.
April 7th, 2016, Myself : Erecting my dispenser. IN YOUR ASS.
April 26st, 2016, AlHakim Akbar : You got ADHD : Attention Deficit HAKIM Disorder.
May 7th, 2016, Lonely Loner Women are like iPhones, y(o)u have to touch them all over before they res(p)ond. Men are like BlackBerries, rub one ball and everything moves.
June 15th, 2016, Omega Pegasi : I never said that I wouldn't drugs.
July 5th, 2016, Placcid : i see weaboolio
August 26th, 2016, V-Man : saddest thing is that despite all this game's problems I'd still say it's a better buy than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thief 4, if only because neon struct has problems that aren't being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring
November 11th, 2016, Michel Hubert : That little boy didnt realise he was being physically assualted before. (in relation to Trump supporters attacking minorities)
November 28th, 2016, Omega Pegasi : (How long does my hourglass last for) It is called an hour glass. Altho since you live in Canada, it might be a metric hour.
Match 26th, 2017, Myself : (Watch_Dogs 2) I'm wipping this YoYo out of my ass :O
June 8th, 2017, AlHakim Akbar : (The Division) *walks into a new safehouse* WHERE THAT MAP AT THO
September 25th, 2019, Skipping : I am a gamer because I game, and I game because I am a gamer. This is known as the law of equivalent exchange.
April 15th, 2020, Bromulux : Toi tu butines pas, tu bouzines.
October 25th, 2020, Colossus : Un mégaloman, c'est quelqu'un qui joue du mégalophone ? (Is a megalomaniac someone who plays megalophone ?)
October 25th, 2020, Skipping : Excuse me your honor, how could my client possibly know what the other users would type in the chat after simply typing the letter 'n' ?
November 6th, 2020, Wizardo : I recently read an article about how women who have a strong jawline also have strong sexual drive... thats right 😏
November 15th, 2021, Edgar : Insufferable ♥♥♥♥♥♥, open the damn lid
March 26th, 2022, Deicidal Wombat : euro ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
February 28, 2023, Deicidal Wombat : (in response to "Enderal is very interesting"): (Understood Adderall) If you can find it. There's a shortage of it in the US.
March 1st, 2023, Deicidal Wombat : I'm a cute millenial ?
March 22nd, 2023, PielordMatt : Sucking ♥♥♥♥ in parentheses
January 5th, 2025, Myself : For furries, being called a furry isn't a bad thing (Pour le furries, se faire traiter de furry c'est pas mauvais)

Honorable mentions:
AlHakim Akbar & Myself : Boy Benitez