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2 people found this review helpful
81.8 hrs on record (51.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Ultrakill isn't just a game; it's a heart-pounding, adrenaline-fueled symphony of destruction that will leave you breathless and craving more. From the moment you dive into its neon-soaked, retro-inspired world, you're greeted with a barrage of fast-paced action and stylish mayhem that never lets up.

The first thing that grabs you about Ultrakill is its lightning-fast gameplay. Every moment is a test of reflexes and skill as you dash, jump, and blast your way through hordes of enemies with precision and finesse. The controls are buttery-smooth, allowing for fluid movement and pinpoint accuracy, which is essential when you're facing down the game's relentless onslaught of foes.

But Ultrakill isn't just about mindless shooting; it's about style. With its stylish pixel art visuals and thumping synthwave soundtrack, every moment feels like it's ripped straight from the pages of an '80s action movie. The level design is a masterclass in chaos, with each stage presenting new challenges and opportunities for creative carnage. Whether you're chaining together combos or pulling off death-defying stunts, every kill feels satisfying and rewarding.

One of the standout features of Ultrakill is its weapon system. From shotguns that can tear through enemies like paper to explosive rocket launchers that leave nothing but rubble in their wake, the game offers a diverse arsenal of destruction that encourages experimentation and strategic thinking. Finding the perfect weapon for each situation is key to survival, and mastering their intricacies is immensely satisfying.

But perhaps the most impressive aspect of Ultrakill is its sheer intensity. From the pulse-pounding boss battles to the relentless onslaught of enemies, every moment is packed with white-knuckle excitement that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end. And with multiple difficulty levels and endless replayability, there's always a new challenge waiting for those brave enough to take it on.

In conclusion, Ultrakill is a tour de force of fast-paced action and stylish mayhem that demands to be played. With its lightning-fast gameplay, stylish visuals, and adrenaline-pumping soundtrack, it's a must-play for fans of the genre. So grab your weapons, lock and load, and prepare for the ride of your life. Ultrakill awaits, and it's ready to blow your mind. Regardless with all of the upsides of this game, even after 6 years of development, there is still no robot gay sex...
Posted 26 December, 2024. Last edited 30 December, 2024.
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2.2 hrs on record
We start the game on the co-pilot's seat, that single underappreciated detail shows how much the devs loved what they made
Posted 5 December, 2024.
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78.4 hrs on record (48.2 hrs at review time)
snoy listened
Posted 25 April, 2024. Last edited 5 May, 2024.
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27.5 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome, wish it was a bit cheaper here in Brazil tho, almost didn't get it bc of the price
Posted 8 April, 2024.
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0.5 hrs on record
I think the two biggest things that are missing would be the ability to de-aggro the minotaur and perma upgrades, the feeling of not improving one bit after 10 tries really makes me not want to keep trying, lock it behind achievements or even mini bosses, but give us something, ill keep the review positive, and watch the updates, might put it to not recommended if the gameplay loop stays the exact same
Posted 13 March, 2024. Last edited 13 March, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
not really a simulator, more like... garry's mod in the kitchen
Posted 20 January, 2024.
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21.1 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Just buy it, its worth it
Posted 19 January, 2024.
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20.9 hrs on record
sex
Posted 17 January, 2024.
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31 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
20.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
It adds TONS of input lag, and makes your mouse feel floaty
Posted 12 January, 2024.
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10.1 hrs on record
That ending hit HARD
Posted 28 December, 2023.
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