Fruity, fun and very ADHD. (They/Them)

YouTube/WaiGee

Russians ♥♥♥♥ off


"I have a feeling this guy's evil, he wants to sell me Windows 10"
- Micky, 2017

"I'm going to have you fail the semester for your opinion on anime"
- Candle's IT professor, 2017

"I'd rather choke on a ♥♥♥♥ than install Skype."
- Waigee, 2017

"♥♥♥♥ me in the ass, WAIT NO STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY ASS!"
- Candle, 2017

"W: Wow, you people are tall."
C: "No we aren't, you're just a loli."
- Waigee & Candle, 2017

"Sometimes you can find out that i'm STUNNINGLY full of ♥♥♥♥!"
- Waigee 2018

M: "Is that a carpet of rocks?"
W: "I think that's called a floor, Micky."
- Micky & Waigee, 2018

C: "I should speedrun DDLC."
W: "What, you want to see Sayori die in record time?"
- Candle & Waigee 2018

"I'm gonna make the best holocaust hotel ever, just you watch."
- Candle 2018

C: "If it moves, you could ♥♥♥♥ it."
W: "Would you ♥♥♥♥ a bug?"
M: "Actually..."
- Candle, Waigee, Micky, 2018

"You'll find that death has a lot of wonderful things to offer you."
- Wilford Brimley, 2018

"But people are delicious!"
- Waigee, 2019

M: "ADMIRE ME. LOOK AT MY ♥♥♥♥."
W: "Damn, that's... really small."
- Micky, Waigee 2019

M: gasp
C: "What? You thought I was gonna-"
C: falls off adiacent cliff
- Micky, Candle, 2019

W: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I NEED A MEDIBAG"
M: shows up in VC
- Waigee, Micky 2018

"What even is on Despacito.com?"
5 minutes later
"Well, TIL Despacito.com is a porn site."
- Waigee, 2019

"Hate to ruin the moment, but... do you have a nickname for my Squirtle?"
- Candle to Waigee during a funeral, 2019

W: "Candle, y'know what we should do?"
C: "Sex?"
W: "Nah, that comes later."
C: "Yesss."
W: "But first, we need to grab a box filled with Legos and then actually play ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Legos"
C: "That'd be awesome. What the hell, that so much better than sex!"
- Waigee & Candle, 2019

C: "Did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drown me??"
W: "This is strategy! It's optimal!"
- Candle & Waigee, 2019

“It’s not murder, it’s surprised funeral.”
- YongYea, 2019

"I have the real-life experience for this! Wait, where'd it go- OH SH-"
- Waigee's last words before blowing themself up with a grenade, 2019

"You steal my fruit, i steal your life"
- Micky playing as Pac-Man and beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of Waigee, 2019

M: Waigee, can you like... NOT snort anymore cocaine please? We definitely need to keep Waigee's cocaine problem in check.
Micky turns around for 2 minutes
M: GODDANGIT, WAIGEE SNORTED COKE AGAIN.
- Micky & Waigee, 2019

"You continue to ponder Candle's intelligence. Candle tells you that he knows
nothing about the world. He doesn't know anything about magic, he doesn't know
anything about the future, he doesn't know anything about anything. He just
knows that he's smarter than everyone else"
-AI Dungeon, 2019

M: Compliments Waigee for several seconds
W: "I'm sorry, I spaced out, did you say something?"
- Micky, Waigee, 2020

"What if I put more of the sea in the sky"
-Waigee 2020

W: "This tea is so delicious, its like crack cocaine, but healthy"
M: "What did you put in it?"
W: "Crack cocaine"
- Waigee and Max, 2020