https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ94-sUfjrk BULLY PUPPEY

I think its hilarious u kids talking *** about Puppey. U wouldnt say this stuff to him at LAN, hes JACKED. Not only that but he wears the freshest headsets, pays for his team in the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest pornstars. Y'all are pathetic lol PuppeyFace

HEY PUPPEY. I'M TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY ALCHEMIST. SHOULD I MAX ACID SPRAY SO I CAN BURN THE CREEPS LIKE YOU BURN TROUGH RELATIONSHIPS WITH TEAMMATES? SHOULD I MAX UNSTABLE CONCOCTION SO I CAN STUN HEROES LIKE ENVY'S REVELATIONS STUNNED THE DOTA SCENE? SHOULD I MAX GREEVIL'S GREED AND STEAL FARM FROM MY TEAM LIKE YOU STOLE PRIZE MONEY FROM YOUR T
EAM? OR SHOULD I MAX CHEMICAL RAGE SO I CAN SMASH BUILDINGS LIKE YOU SMASH MONITORS?

One time I walked into Puppeys room unannounced and he had PLD naked with a pair of fake dog ears and tail on, crying and crawling around the room while Puppey berated him. "You don't want to do what I say when you play, you can do what I say all the time dog!" he would yell and whelp PLD. There was broken glass on the floor, and pies' hands and knees were bloody. I made it out of the room just as Puppey was kicking PLD into the cage in the corner of the room, but I heard him whimpering though

One time at MDL as he was flaming some people, I asked him: how come you always flame everyone, is there anyone you even like. He responded “well…. I like my Mom, my girlfriend… you.” It was a pretty gay moment but it was really memorable to me KappaPride

Sometimes we'd be trying to play and Puppey would keep crawling under our chairs trying to grab our junk. "Goofballs need to be relaxed for optimal dota play" he would slur, his voice stinking of Turkish wine, as he would slide his hand into PLDs pants. Luckily Puppey passed out before it went any further, but PLD still had to play a 70 minute game half molested by Puppey, to afraid to awaken the giant that had fallen asleep on top of him WutFace PLD BibleThump