Only a twig in real life but a god in every game he touches.

If you wanna feel self loathing you should really play this guy in any pvp FPS. Will make you feel like you are playing with a butterknife and a gentlemans dildo instead of keyboard and mouse. On the flip side, if you wanna pretend you are good you could always join him and be on the winning team for once.

Probably the bestest friend I've ever had.

After a good game in Dota, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Dota Lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep trusted man,trader, i went first,
he bought me the Supersonic fury DLC <3 thanks u.

+Rep GooD Trader.