Recente recensies door ♿︎ Vostok Rider

I just sold a csgo case to buy the game

I might buy a real trombone now, thanks

It's just good

Sees tags on steam page*

"Cute and funny"

-ain't no way 😭...

I rarely leave reviews, but I feel like I need to say this. A few months ago, I was considering buying this game. However, since I didn't have enough money at the time, I decided to wait until I could afford it. Unfortunately, I kind of forgot about it, and it was only recently, when I had some extra funds, that I decided to check the game on Steam. To my surprise, it was now available for free. Excitedly, I downloaded the game and went through the tutorial, which was quite enjoyable. I was eager to dive deeper into the gameplay and learn more, but my enthusiasm was halted by the subscription system.

I understand that there is a free trial, but once that ends, you have to pay, and the cost can add up over time. I also noticed that there was a lifetime subscription option available, but at a price of 200€, it's far beyond what I can afford. Some might argue that considering the expensive equipment you get to play on, this price is reasonable. However, if only all the lessons were available for free, it would make the experience more accessible.

Currently, only the first lesson can be accessed for free, and to access the rest, a subscription is required. I can't help but feel a sense of regret for not purchasing the game earlier. I heard that those who owned the game before it transitioned to a subscription model were granted a free lifetime membership. If the game were to return to a one-time payment option like it had before, I wouldn't hesitate to buy it. But now, I suppose I wasn't quick enough to secure that opportunity.

This game has me on suicide watch

Got me banned of many games and Discord servers, other than that it's really cool.

Meilleurs jeu du monde, on ne voit pas le temps passer

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