vortigaunt

Hey, I found on Facepunch that you played Minecraft in 2009. I'm an archivist who's part of a group called OmniArchive which finds and archives lost Minecraft verisons. Because you played in 2009, you could have some of these versions. If possible, could you search your hard drive from that time period (especially in your temp folder) and send any Minecraft jar files you find to me? I'd really appreciate it. Thanks.

[sporticus runs around]
[robbie rotten speech]
[insert robbie's saxophone solo]

Hey!
We're Number One
Hey!
We're Number One
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
No, don't touch that!
We're Number One
Hey!
We're Number One
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I have found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it on him, not me!
Uh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
You slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number One
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number One
Hey!
Hey!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb

ONODERA FANCUCKS DESERVE DEATH

u lag bro :/