So I queued into a casual CS:GO match, thinking I’d just chill, hit a few headshots, maybe flex my “Silver Elite” skills.
Spoiler: I was not the hero of this story.

I pick Dust II, obviously. Classic. Timeless. I buy my usual: AK, kevlar… and one single flashbang. Just in case.
Round starts. I’m hyped. Teammates yelling “rush B no stop!” like a religious chant. I follow blindly. We’re going full send.

Suddenly, I think: “Let me help the boys — time to flash them through tunnel.”

I pull the pin. I throw the flashbang.

It bounces.
Off the door.
Off my teammate’s head.
Back at us.

🎮 +rep cracked like a broken mouse
add me + rep

Rays of light piercing through the mist of darkness, and thoughts freely wandering across the universe. 🌠