What's better than a Resonance Cascade?
Not being in one.
But what's better than that?
Fine Dining.


This fine soup requires:
1000 ml Fresh Water
0.6 Oz Table Salt
1 Whole Raw Alien Rump
1 Whole Raw Alien Mandible

You'll want to start with your cooking station of choice, as this recipe requires a source of heat hot enough to boil water. If you can't find a stove in your place of work, be it a small office in the security sector or a cell in the containment sector, handmade is fine. Grab a 1000 ml cooking pot of reliable quality, fill with fresh water until nearly full, and wait for it to boil. I prefer to throw in the salt ahead of time, but you can throw it in all at once if you prefer.
Once the water has reached boiling temp, gently lower the Raw Rump and Mandible, along with any left over salt you did not add. The fat from the rump will continue to sizzle and add flavor while the gristle of the mandible will slowly soften. The water will turn a brownish hue while the Alien continues to cook, possibly creating a sound that might remind you of your coworkers; This is normal, and is no cause for concern.
Check after about 2 minutes have passed. If the mandibles are not loose and do not twist with a bit of pull, wait for the muscles to give out and wait another minute. Because of the "culture" inside of the Alien reacting to the salt, you will not need to stir for the entire session, and the time it takes to completely finish should be by the time you finish cleaning up your kitchen area.
Once the soup is finished, place down the pot on a table of your choice, serve wisely, and enjoy the fruits of your labor with a few coworkers. Or have the entire thing for yourself if you don't like any of your coworkers, like Jeremy from HR who said your present to Samuel wasn't "appropriate" and "posed a danger to everyone at the party." Says the guy who brought dry nachos with no Pico de Gallo! Look who's laughing now, Jeremy!